Parody :

The three laws of robotic sexuality

First Law :
A robot may not have sexual intercourse with a human being without his agreement, or through inaction, allow this human being to indulge in solitary pleasure.

Second Law :
A robot may obey all the perverse desires of human beings, except where such behavior would conflict with the First Law.

Third Law :
A robot must protect its virginity as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

(Handbook of Robotic Sexuality, 69th Ed., 2058)

P.C.C. Roland C. Wagner

Translated by Sylvie Denis

Original title : Les trois lois de la sexualité robotique

First published in : Lard-Frit #9, dec. 1982.